Sterling Williams Fashion Show

The Sterling Williams Fashion Show at Kress rooftop was simply poetry in Chaos. Hot Blonde Amber in a Mohawk cruising down the Chanco Brothers LA Fashion Week Show at the Kress Roof Top made things drop. So whether it was the hair, the shirt, or even maybe the lovely pair of globes under the shirt it made jaws and mens pants drop. But the female audience wasnt left behind for long as the Incredible Hulk Mike forgot his green make-up but made a good fit on a silver v-neck Sterling Williams shirt. If that was a super hero blazing then Chanco Brother Tommy didnt want to be left behind as he donned his costume, an orange v-neck. We got Super Power overload in the house. The Kress rooftop was turned into a big magnet for hotties that night. It pulled in from another Fashion show Chanco Brother's favorite Ford Model, Heather. She saw what was going on and she just couldnt be held down as she gave shape to a sweet burnout Sterling Williams shirt to burn the house down. The runway was undeniably ablaze as Jordan put more fire with a light purple dress that was smoking hot that she couldnt hold her smile back. Chanco Brother when will you learn not to play with fire.

Copon Versus Chanco Brother

Chanco Brothers LA Fashion Week had its first clash of the titans. Copon Vs. Chanco Brothers or is it a clash or simply pass the rice. Power Ranger in the Building? Scorpion King? Actor Michael Copon is a Filipino and when he is not a Power Ranger or a Scorpion King then he must be a Chanco Brother. So dont CB, Chanco Brother Joey. Unfortunately Tropical Storm Monzon rained on the Chanco Brothers parade and even added another hot model to the pot. But at times like this we bring the bad guy. "Say goodbye to the Bad Guy" was all we hear from Chanco Brother Mario as he takes the girls out of the building.

Make Up Or Make Out

OMG... Fashion Coordinators, Stylist, and particularly the make-up artist can you please understand that the Chanco Brothers fashion sense does not include make-up. We are in America and we speak English and if you did hear us in French that was a Chanco Brother hello commonly defined by Webster as the French Kiss. It was not to make up, but to make out. So we leave the artistry to the artist and the art to the patron. Models if you please, the Chanco Brothers are patrons to the highest degree. We may scrutinize and criticize for we are only men, but you are a goddesses in our eyes so pardon the French. Kress security knew the Chanco Brothers was in the building so everyone in the entourage was checked if they were 21. So whether they knew 21 was blackjack or that a Make Out bandit was lose in the building they started to do there rounds before the club opened. The Chanco Brother Entourage is 21 and over always when we go clubbing. Having a fake ID and fake boobs is a dilemma on the later part as every cc counts. So please let's keep a tight ass.

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Runway Clear? Chanco Brothers to Tower.

"Tower to Chanco Brothers" echoed at the rooftop of Kress in Hollywood on a Friday night. Runway was clear and the lights are Margarita King green and the white line was in check. The Chanco Brothers and entourage are in the building. In a couple hours LA Fashion Week Chanco Brother style will rock the Kress Building rooftop all the way to down the basement. But to start things off we gather all the disciples at the 3rd Floor. First order of business is hair and make-up. Off-course we stick to the rules. Don't touch the hair! Long time queer party friend Christine and buddy comes to the smoking rescue. No burning hair either with candles. Let the girls do the work or magic. This is not a Greedysini puff the magic dragon or the touch the help move . We need it scorching hot with a touch of blazing flames. We cant let the Mohawk's promoting the event steal the thunder. Chanco Brothers are not hair freaks, don't use hair product, and in general do not have much hair except for Chanco Brother Joey who has a different story and logistic about hair placement. So if you do ask again how I want the models hair to be, please do not get offended if the Chanco Brothers expertise with Models is to spoon and cuddle. We our Gourmets, Models and the Chanco Brothers fondness for food or absence is always timed perfectly. It is always in sweet harmony. Disciples lets keep this balance. Don't CB.

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Ford Miles Per Gallon? 4MPG...

This is a car that definitely needs intervention. Ford Motors said that if you drive it carefully you might get 10-12 miles per gallon. Chanco Brother Joey fit perfectly on the seat. The driver door has part of the roof so if the Chanco Brother goes beyond 6ft . then we might just have to unbolt the door out. Using all 550 ford ponies to launch this car and hit corners gave us a 4 miles per gallon consumption. On a full tank we could drive a full 75 miles. I'm gonna tell the pit crew to get ready for at least 6 pit stops and tell J.Gordon to take it easy if I want to finish the Daytona 500 on this Ford. This Ford is not Lucifer but it is Enviro-Evil. It will burn the fuel faster than you can make the finish line. The engine which is the same one as a Ford Lightning Pickup dosed with supercharged steroids is as thirsty as it can get. Ten Hybrids to One GT40 in gas mileage is simply diabolical. The overall looks might put both the Chanco Brothers arms up in the air but driving it even to the Ralphs is just saying say hello to the bad guy. Chanco Brother please keep the Ford GT40 in the LBC and send it to the PI will put the blue stripe on the prius and you can win the race to gas station.

Box 8 Red Carpet

LA Fashion Week by BOX 8 at the Los Angeles Theather. Red Carpet by the Chanco Brothers? Not a chance. The whole red carpet thing is a bizarre phenomenom that is globally acknolowdged and with the occurence of paparazzi it has even been more popular. The only thing the Chanco Brother is familiar with is Stalkerazzi and thats with no carpet at all and I dont mean that in a wax or shaved way. So is it a Red Carpet? Blue Carpet? Green Carpet? And the Chanco Brother Favorite Pink Carpet? The Chanco Brother choice is all of the above. But for Chanco Brother Joey hardwood is always the safer choice.

City of Angels and Demons

COA, City of Angels... And Demons... And the Chanco Brothers... LA Fashion for Men defined by the designers of COA is clean and simple. Clothing that you end up buying in a mall and use and say I look good. But it is also the type of clothing that your girlfriend will be proud of you to wear or will love to wear in the morning after a Chanco Brother mayhem. No matter how many times it happens they always end up taking home this type of clothes. The words just leave it before you go doesnt hold water. There is always some trickery involved when they see this clothes, probably the same reason that a Chanco Brother would buy them. Beyond the Sir Mix A Lot kickoff of the DJ, we found that COA is Angel sent with a touch of some inner fashion demon waiting to be released. Just make sure that the Angels have wings cause if a Chanco Brother wears COA then there is no holding back the demons.

Fashion R' Us

Ur Not In Fashion That’s Why We R Here - UNIF….. Welcome to Fashion R’ US… Skinny Jeans... Plaids… Hoodies… Boots… and that’s why you are not invited. Move away A&F and sit back Ralph this is advanced fashion so if u didn’t pass fashion 101 don’t even try. LA Fashion is moving forward. Not only do we have happy cows in California, we are in fashion so it’s not only Britney B..ch. We already have Christian and Ed so better pay attention cause LA is in the Pro League… Leave your amateur card behind. This are for pro player fashionista only.

Smoking, Scorching, and Simply Sexy


Smoke & Mirrors reflected a clear view of LA fashion to come. Stylish clothing that makes sense. Even the molested hair styles of the Ford Models couldn’t hold back the simple elegance and beauty of the collection. With a limited choice of fabrics, Smoke and Mirrors pair of designers aroused the Chanco Brothers enough to stop texting. When there is smoke there is fire. While the collection did not burn the house down it still brought additional fire to the Box 8 show. The Chanco Brothers felt it was a scorching hot collection as all the pieces are wardrobe complements. You could pick any piece to mix and match which is simply sexy and fashion forward.

Bikini or Banana? Duh... Its a Sonia Vera.....


Clothing 101.... The rumor is not true that the Chanco Brothers favorite type of clothing is non existent. Yes, it is true that the visual of no clothing is simply appealing yet when designer like Sonia Vega drapes Ford models with bikini's then we make no further argument. We rest the case to let Sonia do her magic. We will take a couple large tops and extra small bottoms for our sisters. Maybe a couple small tops also, the Ford models are pretty convincing. That's a long discussion we had with them this weekend. Couture Bikini is top on the Chanco Brothers charts. Whether they get to see swim time or not we appreciate Sonia Vera for a job well done. There are no neon's or crayon colors we never heard of it. They are all a simple collection of earthly and elegant bikini's a chanco brother would not mind buying for a couple friends.

Clothing..... Fashion Week....CouTORTURE time.....

Friday fever sets in for the Chanco Brothers. As we try to refuel for the weekend. Box 8 fashion week slams itself downtown. Smash box what did you do? As we skipped the Gen Art Show and got there in time for the open bar, publicist Kelly K kicked off the night to party once more. If our quench to refuel wasnt satisfied Anna Nicole's best friends couture designer Pol'Atteu and Patrik Simpson made sure the Chanco Brothers were ready for fashion week. The venue was simply amazing at the Los Angeles Theater, its french baroque encapsulated interior made all the designer nervous as it kept you from watching the show. Fashion fever in LA is definitely scorching hot with Box 8 running the show. This is gonna be another long weekend with Chanco Couture in the house.

Weekday Club Hoping

Clubs....... Chanco Brothers deleted the word grounded from there arsenal of words. Neither Chains or Clubs can stop them from starting the week with a Mario Monday. So for one Chanco Brother sneaking out of bed and taking the last united flight to Vegas just seemed right. Laying down on a memory foam bed just doesnt cut it. It's one of those days that sleeping will just make you more tired. Planet Hollywood casted a magnet to party on that monday night. Walking in to Privea with some of Vegas finest ladies, the party pace just couldn't stop and once I pointed that Sam Ronson was spinning the beats... Everyone stopped patronizing the Chanco Brother... Good thing Lohan drove all the way from LA... That was a perfect CB move...... The other Chanco Brother gave up on Hyde on Sunset for there 80's night. So only one Chanco brother will watch the sunset as he gets kidnapped to dance the dawn away to Encore's new club Excess with the Vegas twins that just wont stop . From Privea to Hyde to Excess which was too much as it was clearly named. We mellow down the week to a chill Wednesday house and techno night at Ecco, Hollywood's eco-friendly club. Aside from the Led lighting which makes it environment friendly the club still felt like any other club. We drink the night away as Chanco Brother Paolo, uses the dark side as he will be taking a flight to the far east in the am. So as we make pit stops thru the week from the Super Powers Lounge then to the Jungle Fever Halls of Hollywood. We enter Friday hoping to make a refuel back downtown or so we hope.

Hotel Key Card

C's = Cards. Key Cards from Hotels always end up in a pile after every trip that it has the privilege of having its own garage on the Chanco Brothers dresser. The pvc plastic has totally no use after and only Chanco Brother Greedysini has recreational use for them. While the marketing merits of having it around for Hotels might be an incentive for them not to charge when it is not returned. The Chanco Brothers suggest a key card deposit charge and the income from this should funnel itself to an environment friendly cause. Until we can use the magnetic strip to plant trees then we have to recycle them and turn them back in. Bringing it back home for recreational use or just to throw them away in the trash is simply unacceptable. But for everything else the Chanco Brothers can take cash.

Sunday Rocks Clothing

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